Just to show you that the Redwood City technicians with Benjamin Franklin Bay Area Plumbing have a sense of humor, here are a couple of funny plumbing jokes we’ve found on the Internet.
The Parrot and the Plumber
A plumber is called to the house of a cute little old lady. He spies a doberman sitting in the kitchen drooling and growling under his breath, and a parrot whistling contentedly next to him on his perch.
Half-way through the job, the little old lady tells him she’s going to the grocery store. His back to the doberman, he begins to sweat. Then he asks the little old lady if he’ll be safe while she’s away.
The old lady smiles sweetly and says: “Oh yes! Poopsie is so sweet. He wouldn’t hurt a fly. He’s a good doggie.”
Then the old lady adds: “Oh. but whatever you do, don’t say anything to the parrot!”
Relieved, the plumber resumes his work. After the little old lady leaves, the parrot starts making a horrible racket. He makes insults, and calls the plumber names.
The plumber cannot even concentrate on his work. Losing his temper completely, the plumber glares at the bird and screams: “Shut up, you feathered fruitcake!”, and goes back to the sink. The bird is stunned silent.
A few seconds later, the parrot squawks: “Sick him, Poopsie!”
The Really Old Man
A guy is driving down the road when he sees an old man sitting on a stump, bawling his eyes out.
So the guy stops the car and asks the old man what’s the matter.
“I’ve had a great life,” says the old man. “I’m a successful plumber, and I just sold my company to a large corporate builder for gazillions.”
The guy says, “So what’s the problem?”
The old man snuffles into his sleeve and says, “I built myself a huge mansion with a swimming pool!”
The guy looks puzzled and says, “Okay, so what’s the problem?”
The old man wails and says, “I own a fleet of beautiful cars, and my own private jet!”
The guy scratches his head and says, “I’m with you so far, but I still don’t see what the problem is.”
The old man blows his nose loudly and says, “Yesterday I got married to a 20-year-old Playboy bunny!”
The guy loses his temper. “Dammit, old man – what is your problem?”
The old man sobs piteously. “I can’t remember where I live!
But seriously, folks… If you ever need a plumber who not only has a sense of humor but can take care of whatever problem you’re experiencing quickly and efficiently, contact us at Benjamin Franklin Bay Area Plumbing as soon as you can. Have any other plumber jokes you’d like to share? If you do, click on one of the social media icons below.
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